Welcome to PaddleGeek.com.

We like to think that if you poke around, you’ll find:

Tools, Tips & Hacks to 5x Your Skills and 20x Your Fun.

Around here, paddling boats and boards is religion.

So we dig deep to teach you things like how to paddle faster, how to stay alive in waves and even why Monty thought for sure he could ride that moose.

In fact, we’d go so far as to say that nine minutes reading PaddleGeek.com is like sipping a cool glass of lemonade after 90 minutes of mowing the lawn.

In the first week of August.

With a manual mower.

And allergies.

It’s refreshing, re-energizing and way more fun than scraping Fido’s sharp-smelling butt dumplings off your dull mower blade.

So, are we friends yet? It feels like it to us.

If you share our quirky zeal for paddles and boats, then we’d love to stay in touch. We frequently have new tales to tell to help paddlers paddle better.

(And know, if you do choose to trust us with your email address, we will protect it with obsessive compulsion.)